| TK congratulates Yao Ming, the center for the Houston Rockets and probably the tallest Texan alive, on the recent announcement that is to marry his long time girlfriend and sweetheart, Ye Li.
Run, man, RUN! Run for the hills!!!
Uh, errrm, sorry, errr. Ignore that. Just the X chromosome acting up there again.
Seriously, a big congrats to you both!
And of course everyone is asking two questions: how tall is she and does she play basketball?
Well, for those of you looking to draft the Ming's future children, you're in luck. She's over 6'2" and she led China to 2nd place in the 2005 International Women's Basketball Tournament as their center.
That's almost 14 feet of Ming there!
Of course, height won't mean a damn thing if you can't find a guard who can pass him the ball as the Rockets seem to lack (or won't play).
How you miss a 8 foot Chinese guy standing in the middle of the court in TEXAS is beyond me!
Maybe the Rockets should learn Chinese (though Yao speaks perfect English) - or maybe they should learn Greek. | 
